*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
the day your life went down hill
Reblogging because I did the thing.
i think everyone did the thingOmfg I did do the thing
me and my cousin were doing the thing and we just sorta hit our heads
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop