there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
the day your life went down hill
Reblogging because I did the thing.
i think everyone did the thingOmfg I did do the thing
me and my cousin were doing the thing and we just sorta hit our heads
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
legalize wheat and wheat by products.
*sheriff’s secret police sirens*