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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

rupsidaisy:

i hope kesha’s return includes her taking down perez hilton but with the utmost class and dignity and a lil bit of crazy bitch

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up